Humor is what makes our lives easier. With humor it is much easier to survive difficult life situations. People with a good sense of humor are always easier than those who dont understand it. Witty people can always be seen in large companies. After all, with them it’s always fun, interesting, they easily diffuse the situation and always find something to say and laugh at. So if you dream to be the soul of the company, just develop a sense of humor and you will be loved for your sharp tongue.
Without humor in our lives nowhere. It can be used in different ways. As for bringing joy and fun, and as a shield, hiding your true feelings. Humor is not just a joke, but a subtle, dangerous, and undeniably beautiful thing. If you are interested, read on.

No, I haven’t seen your LSD

I’m smiling, just take the damn picture

I regret nothing

Human where is my food?

You wonder why I have so many friends? I wag my tail, not my tongue

When someone tells me to sit like a lady

I like titanic my favorite character was the iceberg

Oh, crap! Was that TODAY?

I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest and you all know it

Cool story, bro

You had a crazy dream? Please tell me all about it

I’m watching you

Not funny

I know you slept well. I stayed up to watch you all night

They can’t stop all of us. Unless they have MIB mind erase pen

One doesn’t simply storm Area 51

I’m going to kill everything you love

Puss in boots the early years

Where do dogs go if their tails falls off?

Did you say bacon?

Such cool. Very relax. Much sand

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

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